F1RST PØST!!!1!

today we talk about internet fool-people.

topic one. 1337. dumbest "language" ever. and i use it in the loosest form of the word here. use more letters to type letters? just because it looks cool even tho it takes about 3 times as long? i dont think so.

NEXT.

trolls/ spammers. both are terrible people with no lives. trolls just try to make things worse for everyone else out there, with degrading, offensive messages. they just want attention. but dont feed them. on the other hand, spammers repeat messages. as in monty python- "SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM lovely SPAM! wonderful SPAM! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM..."

NEXT.

this is getting a little annoying. three- MMORPGs. if you were never a nerdy ten-year-old, here's a breakdown. you make a character, and go around fighting things in this virtual world with lots of other people. spend time (in the virtual world) and sometimes money to level up your character for (virtual) rewards and be the envy of your (virtual) friends. do i need to go farther?

FINALLY.

blogs. i mean blags. they kinda suck. but funny blags? they are indeed awesome.

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so yeah. check out xkcd.com for more making fun of the interwebs.